Thursday, May 03, 2007

Martyn on the Crane Fly aka Daddy longlegs

Posted by Martyn

Why do we have these things on gods green earth? I just witnessed one fly through the window straight into the door, into me, into the wall, into the light, into the ceiling then dive-bombed into the bath and died. Now why the fuck do these creatures exist? When you are asleep they fly around making the loudest noise ever, they must be the most annoying pointless things.

They always fly into you and walls, when they fly they look wrong! Watch them; they look like one of those spiders with long legs with wings on acid. It’s coming towards the time where you see loads of them around, they are also hard to catch and fly anywhere.

They live to mate and then they die once the become adults. Half the time you see them connected to each other having sex while tempting to fly; most of the time into an oncoming car! Then those who do survive end up waiting on walls and windows waiting to die. Then you look at your windowsill the next morning to find loads of them dead.

1 comments:

Kate said...

haha, this blog made me laugh! it's cute you dedicated a blog to an insect x