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I was going to stay away from ever writing this blog and I know I touched upon it in an earlier blog about bad drivers but it’s time these idiots get their very own section so here it is. Martyn on BMW Drivers!
It puzzles me as to why BMW drivers are the most inconsiderate drivers on the road.
When I get cut up or someone is parked across two spaces at the supermarket I hardly have to even look at the car because I already know it’s going to be a BMW. I drove home at lunch today and two of them managed to annoy me in the short space of 2 miles.
1st one is a guy who went round the mini roundabout as I was coming to it. No indication so like any normal person I thought he was going straight on but noooo he wanted to go all the way round the mini roundabout. Needless to say he got an earful!
Second was a women…………..Ok so there is nothing bad about that, I have already said my peace about most women drivers earlier on (I know there are some very good women drivers out there before you all start moaning at me!) but this is a BMW section and the driver before was a Guy anyway. Anyway, I was following her, not to close but she kept breaking and I couldn’t understand why? But eventually we came to a junction and she wanted to turn right. Now normally three cars who wanted to turn right could be behind each other and I could still fit through and go left but not this driver, she chose to wait in the middle of both lanes while waiting for all the traffic to go by and so did I because I couldn’t fit around her!
This is just today of course but I have lost count of the times I have been cut up by a BMW or here’s a good one. Image you are sat in traffic because of roadwork’s, you have all moved into one lane like the 5 signs before you have told you too as the road narrows into one. You look in your side mirror and there is one single car coming in the outside lane to the very end and forces their way into the front of the queue. 9/10 it’s a BMW!
I have stopped letting them pull out in front of me now because they never thank you. Half of them are on the phone while driving and all have a face of importance……………..but their not they are morons!
The funny thing is that once they leave their cars they turn back into normal rational people!

P.S. this is not all BMW drivers just 95% of you!

While looking up BMW stuff I found this statement given to new BMW drivers from the dealership.

“Thank you for purchasing this BMW car. With it you show discernment of choice and are obviously a person of substance. To show our gratitude we would like to give you a free bonus: THE ROAD.”

What the hell? Is this brainwashing BMW drivers thinking well the dealership said the road is mine; I don’t have to share it with the rest of you! I can change lanes without indicating and I no longer have to stop for red lights!